Garth
I'm a bit of a computer geek at heart, i write software applications and websites for a living.

In my spare time i enjoy mountain biking, racing power boats, getting drunk and playing guitar. I like to stay healthy and go to the gym 2 or 3 times a week.

I like artistic, out going, interesting people.
1. by Garth First | Last17th May 2007 10:36am
 
here is a comment
2. by Heathcliff First | Last8th Jun 2007 11:05am
 
ooooooooooooo
3. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last5th Jul 2007 6:22pm
 
Did you cry into your pillow because you missed me so much? No? *sigh* Thought not.
4. by SamIAm First | Last27th Jul 2007 11:48am
 
Yep. I am king of the gits!
5. by Corax_The_Raven First | Last7th Aug 2007 7:50pm
 
"I like artistic, out going, interesting people."

Oh bugger! I'm a talentless, introverted, freak.
6. by Corax_The_Raven First | Last10th Aug 2007 7:52pm
 
"...happened to have a bizzare fascination with tesco brand cookies"

I did once eat a whole bag of raw Tesco Scotch Bonnet chillies once :)
7. by N3verwinter First | Last28th Sep 2007 10:40am
 
well i can work with any program as long as some explanation is given so i know what it does/is capable of

know a bit of html, computer literate, understand how a pc works etc etc
8. by Garnett First | Last5th Oct 2007 7:32pm
 
Cheeky bastard :P
9. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last8th Oct 2007 6:47pm
 
Cheers beardy!
x
10. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last9th Oct 2007 6:24pm
 
Awwwww, tiny little fluffy ones! x
11. by Heathcliff First | Last16th Oct 2007 2:57pm
 
www.epiclife.co.uk
12. by Pointy112 First | Last19th Oct 2007 1:24am
 
Fab. Thanks for fixing that. It all seems to work lovely now. :-)
13. by Garth First | Last19th Oct 2007 7:14am
 
no problemo, ive got a new laptop for the train journey into work - hopefully i'll now have some time to fix/add new bits.
14. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last24th Oct 2007 9:55pm
 
Yeah, it just makes you sound a bit pervy. Then again, you are a bit pervy, so never mind.
x
15. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last25th Oct 2007 8:53am
 
Truth hurts, baby xx
16. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last25th Oct 2007 9:10pm
 
:)
17. by Garth First | Last28th Oct 2007 12:13pm
 
this is a test to see if i get an email
18. by Pointy112 First | Last1st Nov 2007 12:01am
 
[quote]So Mr Pointy what software do you develop in London?[quote]

Since you asked, I guess it's game-on for boring you with loads of tech details, right :-)

The quick answer is I write code for an investment bank - mainly a set of 'branding' addins for Word, PowerPoint and Excel for that automate various aspects of document authoring. The company is super-hot on millimeter-perfect positioning according to a specific grid, so it saves people the hassle of laying things out so they can get on with writing the damn text instead.

Oh, and I do some ASP.NET web and winforms stuff too.

*snores*
19. by Rose First | Last26th Nov 2007 5:49pm
 
will definately give that a viewing :)
20. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last27th Nov 2007 5:30pm
 
Thanks for the feedback Garthus!
21. by Garnett First | Last29th Nov 2007 7:18pm
 
It was just the one apple a day. Quite a few people said they couldnt beleive it, and that they couldnt do it - The rest just said I was stupid lol

Which I am fully aware of - its been a normal unhealthy student diet since satursday though so no worries I'm not wasting away :)
22. by Rose First | Last1st Dec 2007 3:58pm
 
ahh may have to give that one a go, thanks. i just cant stand any of the clubs like yates, well more the people that visit it x
23. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last7th Jan 2008 2:22pm
 
How are you, you filthy bitch?
x
24. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last9th Jan 2008 12:12am
 
I'm glad you're ok now. There's some truly nasty bastarding illnesses going around at the the moment, I know about 10 people who were struck down during the festive season...

Ah, I'm alright, just my usual grouchy self!
x
25. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last8th Feb 2008 12:51am
 
Where do you buy your smalls from? :)
26. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last8th Feb 2008 2:20pm
 
M&S, Primark, Asda, Dorothy Perkins, Topshop mostly!

I bought loads of pants the day I sent you that text. It's the small things in life that make me happy! Literally.
27. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last11th Feb 2008 6:26pm
 
That sounds a bit chafetastic!
28. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last12th Feb 2008 2:46pm
 
You store your nuts in a cool, dry place?
29. by X3L First | Last26th Feb 2008 9:17pm
 
lol - of course you were ;)
30. by Heathcliff First | Last27th Feb 2008 10:40am
 
dude you look like you have sun burn ....
31. by Heathcliff First | Last28th Feb 2008 10:35am
 
Yer... I know i will find a new one
32. by Heathcliff First | Last28th Feb 2008 4:20pm
 
is that any better
33. by SamIAm First | Last17th Mar 2008 3:57pm
 
Donations can be given to me in person :]

But I would like most ricky tick so I can get it all sent off to the charity.
34. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last14th May 2008 11:44pm
 
Re: Update
It is alllll broooken.
:D It's fine, the only thing amiss is the error messages that appear whenever one does anything. The action still completes, though, so it is only a minor irritation.
And I couldn't post this on your thread... lol. That may just be my comp though!
35. by Garth First | Last15th May 2008 1:25pm
 
test
36. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last24th May 2008 4:09am
 
Happy Bday beardy xxx
37. by Jayce_k First | Last8th Nov 2008 1:20am
 
Nice work on the new updates for your site Garth! :-D
38. by Garth First | Last13th Dec 2008 6:32pm
 
thankyou matey!
39. by Jayce_k First | Last14th Dec 2008 1:52pm
 
Haha!
"I dub thee Lord Garthus, bot buster extrordinaire!"
40. by Garth First | Last15th Dec 2008 11:22am
 
test test
41. by Pointy112 First | Last17th Dec 2008 2:03pm
 
I'll make you some double-chocolate brownies in the New Year if you like. They seem to go quick enough when I bring them in to work.
42. by Pointy112 First | Last29th Dec 2008 10:26am
 
Yeah, it all worked out nicely in the end. My cousin made an amazing chocolate cake which I'll be getting the recipe for in the New Year - keep an eye out for the column :-).
43. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last3rd Feb 2009 10:38pm
 
Hello you massive bag of sex,
Um... is there any way you could do me a huge favour and send me a copy of all my journals so far for backup/safekeeeping/general interest/OCD reasons? x
44. by Sgt. Sexual First | Last20th Feb 2009 12:12am
 
That's a no, is it?
45. by Garth First | Last20th Feb 2009 9:16am
 
Sorry, i must have missed your update, ive been quite busy.

I'll look into it and see how easy it's going to be.
46. by Jayce_k First | Last2nd Mar 2009 1:11pm
 
heheheh glad you enjoy my new profile pic.
**CASTS FLARE** lol
47. by Pointy112 First | Last27th Mar 2009 2:21am
 
I've been a bit of a silly boy and posted a column again after my session timed out. Any chance you could rescue it from the Burning Pit of Orphaned Columns?
48. by Garth First | Last27th Mar 2009 5:43pm
 
Your wish is my command :)
49. by Pointy112 First | Last27th Mar 2009 11:22pm
 
Cool. I think it was called "Competition Victory!", if that helps you find it...
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